Explosive diarrhea outbreak now ravaging the anuses of people in multiple states. Tainted produce at a Taco Bell may be ground zero. Stay tuned while there's still toilet paper left on the shelves!!!

Its Mother's day, today, which means... Every mother on the planet... Needs to be spoiled rotten 🌹🌹🌹💐💐

No, people. WWIII is not happening yet. We'll let you know when to panic and begin hoarding toilet paper and buddying up to your disturbing prepper in-laws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E60YbREd04I

this one time by buddy keith got suspended from school because he flushed the class hamster down the toilet

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So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD?

I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

She said Butt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it. 😂

I am as far away from a Nihilist as you can think of. Everything has a purpose & meaning. Nothing is wasted or spoiled

The latest terrorist attack on the ICE Hotel by left wing terrorists led by Tim Walz and other Democrats, must be absolutely condemned.

At that point, Law Enforcement should have opened fire on the Terrorists and cut them down ASAP before any of them could be harmed.

This terrorist attack could also be blamed on President Trump himself, for not sending in any military personnel or some other sort of identical backup to protect ICE and Border Patrol law enforcement. His failure to act, is harming law enforcement.

Everyone involved in the latest hotel terror attack, should be arrested and given the death penalty for harming law enforcement.

Our country should never tolerate domestic terrorists and terror attacks on our own soil. It's time for President Trump to take on an Abraham Lincoln mindset and start crushing the insurrection and putting down the terrorists organization, headed by their Governor and Walz. And once that's done, arrest Walz and the Governor for inciting terrorist attacks, inciting an insurrection and for destroying the State.

Wake UP TRUMP!!

I have no toiletpaper & i cannot fukkin afford a haircutt No food