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FREE LEGO EVENT (May 3rd Only!) Build & Take Home This Star Wars Set!


Have a LEGO Store near you?! You won’t want to miss this!


On May 3rd (12–2 PM), LEGO is hosting a FREE Make & Take event where kids can head into participating LEGO Stores and build their very own LEGO Star Wars N-1 Starfighter Mini 


But that’s not all—families can also check out and try out brand-new Smart Play products in-store AND take their LEGO build home completely FREE!


It’s a limited-time, in-person event—so once it’s gone, it’s gone. Grab a spot, show up early, and enjoy a fun afternoon of hands-on building! 

That was a rather Impressive spell you just conjured up

Too bad I cast ray gun and IED made from stolen Home Depot supplies I bought off a homeless man

Regardless of your opinion on Operation Epic Fury or your political affiliation, we have the greatest military in the world. Its strength lies not just in power, but in the courage, discipline, and sacrifice of our troops. God bless our men and women in uniform.

The antidote for brain rot is books.
The antidote for brain rot is books.

Read books. Encourage your friends and families to read.
Read to learn. Read to satisfy curiosity. Read to understand the world. Read to spark creativity and imagination. Read to improve communication. Read to enhance empathy. Read just for fun. But read.

Looking for an SFX makeup artist near Sarasota! Monster-style look needed — I’ll provide all the supplies. DM if you’re skilled or have a recommendation!

“The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.”

—Fyodor Dostoevsky

Two Jewish guys are walking.....
when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."

The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

Lies propaganda from the hater club!
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