shaved my Face with some Maids in the Dark

#liberals #women #Trump
A group of women(?) who shaved their heads and decided to have no sex till 2028 due to Trump Administration...no comment.

These liberal mental women just ran with them refusing to have sex for four years because of trump winning like that's the reason. Bitch your ugly ass wasn't getting laid anyway. You're all fucking hideous and retarded. Now you shave your head to protest. You sure showed us. Took away something we never wanted and now look even uglier.

My hair is thick and curly. Shave it once per month as I do during the recent years [brutal/Breaking Bad]? Should I have a ponytail again [Jason Momoa but needs giganitc patience]? Have a Hemsworth haircut like in Extraction 2 [too mainstream but still epic]? Classic Mohawk? Need your opinions people.

#beard #change #shave #viking #kate_moss
THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!!!
https://sg.style.yahoo.com/wife-expresses-her-regret-making-211354119.html

Started the reshaving process of my head. Back and sides down. Have to wet shave and shower, but short break for now.

Natrual Born Killers vibes. Might shave my head again idk.

Customer: You remind me of someone...

Me: Oh? Someone you know or a celebrity?

Customer: I think a celebrity. Its really bothering me. I gotta remember who soon or it's going to bother me all day.

Me: Ah, well, if you do remember please let me know. I'm curious.

ONE HOUR LATER:

~customer comes back~

Customer: I got it! I know who you look like!

Me: Go on, tell me!

Customer: Marlon Brando, and I mean that in the best way!

Me: ☺️ Aw shucks, really? He was such a beautiful ma-

Customer: But specifically when he was in Apocalypse Now! Same face shape, mouth shape, eyes, facial expressions, everything! Just shave and you could be Kurtz's kid!

Me: 😐

Me: Motherfucker...