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So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD?

I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

She said Butt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

I am as far away from a Nihilist as you can think of. Everything has a purpose & meaning. Nothing is wasted or spoiled

The latest terrorist attack on the ICE Hotel by left wing terrorists led by Tim Walz and other Democrats, must be absolutely condemned.

At that point, Law Enforcement should have opened fire on the Terrorists and cut them down ASAP before any of them could be harmed.

This terrorist attack could also be blamed on President Trump himself, for not sending in any military personnel or some other sort of identical backup to protect ICE and Border Patrol law enforcement. His failure to act, is harming law enforcement.

Everyone involved in the latest hotel terror attack, should be arrested and given the death penalty for harming law enforcement.

Our country should never tolerate domestic terrorists and terror attacks on our own soil. It's time for President Trump to take on an Abraham Lincoln mindset and start crushing the insurrection and putting down the terrorists organization, headed by their Governor and Walz. And once that's done, arrest Walz and the Governor for inciting terrorist attacks, inciting an insurrection and for destroying the State.

Wake UP TRUMP!!

I have no toiletpaper & i cannot fukkin afford a haircutt No food

I do not support the new direction of the "America First" movement. The Nazi Germany like foreign policy of invading and conquering countries around the world, to steal resources, and in Trump's case, to make big corporations richer and abandoning regular citizens, is not what Conservative values are about.

Conservatism is about putting an end to decades of endless wars, engaging in diplomacy and respecting international laws and defending ourselves when we are attacked or if we have evidence that we're about to be attacked, it's peace through strength, Conservativism is about putting an end to the Neo con ideology of nation building and illegal occupations.

Conservativism is about caring for your fellow Americans, keeping Government out of your front yard, keeping it small, so small that you can't even tell it exists, and embracing a Christian way of life of morals.

The new direction of 'America First' is no longer aimed to see regular citizens prosper or international peace, 'America First' is now aimed to enrich oil executives and embracing the Bush/Cheney doctrine of endless wars.

The new 'America First' Policies, especially in foreign policy, is now all about catering to Trump's ego and his rich Corporate friends.

This, is something that I cannot support, President Trump and his Regime, are corporate snakes and this new 'America First', will never align to my Conservative values.

"Looks like Venezuela is getting a big old dose of freedom!"

"Ever wonder why Venezuela, rich in oil reserves, has an entire population living in poverty?"

"Socialism."

"Their lifestyle is about to change."

Meanwhile, New York City just swore in Mamdani.

Breaking news: Trump says oil and narcotics aren't the reasons he ordered Maduro captured. It was just a simple matter of respect.

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