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2024-11-08 22:27:22 -

A Trumpian Nightmare
There Noodles was, driving his Ford F-750 V13 two blocks to get to the closest 7-11. It got negative 5 miles a gallon. As he got out, he put on his "MILF Inspector" hat to go with his "I beat Anorexia" T-shirt. He idled the engine a little since Trump has got gas down to 12 cents a gallon or an Argentine Handjob for gas tank. As he got out a small specled black child asked: "Would you like to...

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Noodles123 added blog Literature
2023-08-29 16:07:56 -

So Had a Bad Nightmare
Dreamt I was talking to a girl next to a semi-submerged car. As we were talking, we saw a lady in a small white car try to drive through the flooded road. Then something gave out from where the water was coming and you could see the current get really strong and pull the car...The girl jumped in to help the lady, but I saw her get sucked in and pulled out. I took a step back and the car I was...

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