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Noodles123 toegevoegd een audio Drinks
2025-01-08 21:28:59 -

Damn. You Kids Are Addicted To Your Phones!
One of my old workers who barely left to work elsewhere just had a bad accident. He broadsided a car with his motorcycle, flew over the car, fucked his shoulder, wrist and probably his neck. Bike was split in two and his helmet basically looks crushed. As he's laying on the ground, screams in the background, blood/gas/oil dripping everywhere what is the FIRST THING HE DOES? A. Call an...

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Noodles123 toegevoegd een audio Spellen
2023-07-31 06:13:15 -

FINALLY! Classes Kids Really Need!
Board certified physician assistant is upset that some middle schools aren’t teaching kids about the sensations of anal sex. He's trying to have "Bottoming" taught in Junior High...Not saying he is the kind of guy who wants a black painted cucumber in his ass...Buuuuut he looks like he does...Everyday but Saturday...Because it's the Lord's Day....

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Noodles123 toegevoegd een audio Food
2023-01-27 08:53:24 -

Prep Prep Prep Kids
Because 2023 is going to be FUCKING terrible. I mean sure the famine, plague and war is bad enough, but my favorite chocolate bar have almost doubled in price since Trump left office. Was reading the usual Doom and Gloom stories...Gas, food costs, rent, fuel, energy, but what kind of surprised me was the percentage of Americans BARELY above water. 43% at this moment are doing okay...

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