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My Racist DogSo my old dog has a squeaky ducky and when the maid was here she accidently stepped on it, which shocked my dog to no end. Even gave her the side eye. Now she doesn't trust the maid or any Mayans...Probably thinks she's here to steal her duckie and her smelly fishy plush toy. It's all making sense now.
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Noodles! You Spoil That Dog!"Whatever! I treat this dog like if it was a wild animal!"-Yelled Noodles while making sure to only add (3) IceCubes to Lola's water bowl, because (4) was too cold. I bullshit you not, last night I couldn't find my right spot so I kept tossing and turning. Then I felt eyes on me and I looked in the corner, where her blanket and toys are for her to sleep on and she was giving me the Grover...
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Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog TailsThat's what Noodles is made of =) By the way, like Chris Rock once said: "How do you hide your money from xxxxxxx?" Well if I lived in Illinios I'd just stick it in a bible, or a book on manners, work ethic, how to raise my credit score, child rearing and peaceful solutions...Cus these motherfuckers sure aren't stealing that! Why do I say that you ask? "Over 30 Illinois High Schools, (Mostly in...8 Comments 0 Shares 520 Views
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So Was Walking My Lola DogAnd noticed how beautiful and blue the sky was with cartoonlike fluffy clouds...I'm 3-4 miles from the International Airport, but I can literally see 25+ miles into the distance since it's so clear. No Chem Trails. Back home, between Sac and San Francisco the entire sky was crisscrossed with them. Of course you could say, "Well it's the weather Noodles...It's colder in the US than on the...
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