Did a 5 minute stand up during open mic night at a local comedy club some years back. Not as easy as it looks. If you find yourself bombing, remember the Johnny Carson rule to get the crowd roaring again. A few good zingers about the McNugget or Judge Wapner should do the trick. If there's a bad joke about fast food or corny 80s icons, I haven't heard it yet!

When you wear a cute as hell outfit at work but listen ro the hardes Industrial goth Club shit while working because coffee doesn't cut it and you need the energy to get through the rest of this week somehow.

CBGB was a club in the late 70's and 80's where one could go for a Chocolate malt and meet up with school chums for that wholesome family fun time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaPrb5WkJ-0

hahhaa come to Ibitha Ibiza i am very poor come to the CLUB

I'm going to get some investors lined up and open a Led Zeppelin themed gay club for men and call it, "In Through the Out Door".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqzEDWFWWLQ

Picture this! Teen club 1985. Cold outside, bumpin' inside. You get tossed out in the night city streets, WWYD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56ecAFKn4Y

Whoever knows what this is and of course has played it, then I welcome you into my private club of beloved human beings...

Someday I dream of leaving this farm. There's a whole world out there to explore. Martinis, sex clubs, communism, secret societies, scabbies, and wellfare offices just waiting for me. If only I could remove this electrified collar.

I've noticed some of the comments might land a few a job as the manager of the Martin Bormann fan club.

Well... I think the upcoming Amphi festival will be a funeral...
A funeral for my ‘kutte’ which is my first modified t-shirt ever, with which I literally started my entry into the cyber-goth scene (hard to believe that this was already 16 years ago).
But unfortunately I have noticed damage that is simply too ‘big’, the T-shirt will not survive the year.

On the one hand, yes, it's just a T-shirt and it really wasn't expensive, but there's so much history in this piece, so many clubs and festivals that the T-shirt has seen...
It's strange how much a T-shirt like that can drag you down...