WORLD—Terrified progressive scholars, movie executives, journalists, and bloggers ran screaming Thursday as they were confronted by an apparition of J.R.R. Tolkien leading the Dead Men of Dunharrow to destroy anyone who tried to make his work "woke."
J.R.R. Tolkien hated to waste paper. Having lived through the rationing of two World Wars, the impulse to recycle was part of his nature. So whenever he ne...