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currentsee
2026-08-05 07:52:52 -

i cant jump through 10,000 hoops on fire and reinvent the triangle, while singing the alphabet backwards in 64 different languages
while begging for a coffee and praying one of these morons to drop some scraps
fast enough to
to satisfy these infants
and their insatiable impatience

and asking for a guarantee
on that coffee as a result of an
extraordinary success
is a shithope and awhish

i cant jump through 10,000 hoops on fire and reinvent the triangle, while singing the alphabet backwards in 64 different languages while begging for a coffee and praying one of these morons to drop some scraps fast enough to to satisfy these infants and their insatiable impatience and asking for a guarantee on that coffee as a result of an extraordinary success is a shithope and awhish

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2026-08-05 07:39:37 -

how2
pass thetime
calculating other
peoples bullshit

how2 pass thetime calculating other peoples bullshit

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2026-08-04 19:22:53 -

These faces RN is why politics and decision making should be male only perferably Jewish, White, Black or Italian. Same as the UK; New York is a fucking joke. These shit eating grins, and the strong socalists men who hide behind woman when the hard questions come a knocking - is why rents go high, businesses die, and crimes go up!

These faces RN is why politics and decision making should be male only perferably Jewish, White, Black or Italian. Same as the UK; New York is a fucking joke. These shit eating grins, and the strong socalists men who hide behind woman when the hard questions come a knocking - is why rents go high, businesses die, and crimes go up!

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Obsolescence
2026-08-04 16:36:29 -

Welfare peanut butter and a block of gubmint cheese. Now that was a meal that'll stick to your ribs!!!

Welfare peanut butter and a block of gubmint cheese. Now that was a meal that'll stick to your ribs!!!

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2026-08-04 03:26:01 -

In a nutshell, lmao
Dostoevsky:
“She thought, the poor dear, that I would come the next day and propose, but I didn’t say a word to her for five months. I’d see her eyes watching me, burning like flames of meek indignation.”

Modern version:
“We hooked up and I ghosted her. Now she gives me the side-eye.”

In a nutshell, lmao Dostoevsky: “She thought, the poor dear, that I would come the next day and propose, but I didn’t say a word to her for five months. I’d see her eyes watching me, burning like flames of meek indignation.” Modern version: “We hooked up and I ghosted her. Now she gives me the side-eye.”

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Dominicane
2026-08-04 02:11:49 -

Spirit Halloween can smell a bankrupt retail store from 50 miles away.…..ain’t this the truth, lmao

Spirit Halloween can smell a bankrupt retail store from 50 miles away.…..ain’t this the truth, lmao

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2026-08-03 21:13:43 -

Summer nights🖤

Summer nights🖤

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Obsolescence
2026-08-03 21:02:10 -

Bad days happen, and it's most likely because of something you've done!

Bad days happen, and it's most likely because of something you've done!

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2026-08-03 05:31:43 -

I'm sure this is old news to many a poster here. Some of you guys were probably there, and the rest are suspect.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/30/canada-Guinness-World-Records-largest-attendance-drag-show/3201785430049/

I'm sure this is old news to many a poster here. Some of you guys were probably there, and the rest are suspect. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/30/canada-Guinness-World-Records-largest-attendance-drag-show/3201785430049/

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Canadian drag show featuring RuPaul breaks Guinness World Record - UPI.com
A drag show at the Cowboys Music Festival in Alberta broke a Guinness World Record with 7,423 attendees -- including RuPaul.

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Obsolescence
2026-08-03 05:15:34 -

The only thing worse than someone slipping you a roofie colada at a bar is having an angry wife mix you up an Ex-Lax smoothie at home.

The only thing worse than someone slipping you a roofie colada at a bar is having an angry wife mix you up an Ex-Lax smoothie at home.

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