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necessaryevil
2025-07-05 21:09:26 -

Did you know you in 1957 you could get a burger within 30 seconds? In 2025 it takes it 10 minutes, delievery; 30 minutes. How is this fast food?

Did you know you in 1957 you could get a burger within 30 seconds? In 2025 it takes it 10 minutes, delievery; 30 minutes. How is this fast food?

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necessaryevil
2025-07-03 04:55:03 -

Good morning everyone; today's morning joke is a good one! What's the best thing about working in an abortion clinic? The endless supply of dog food!

Good morning everyone; today's morning joke is a good one! What's the best thing about working in an abortion clinic? The endless supply of dog food!

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KattLyse
2025-06-22 10:25:23 -

Ive had enough of my "Förvaltare" i condemn ALL

I dont need Food at all RIGHT????

Ive had enough of my "Förvaltare" i condemn ALL I dont need Food at all RIGHT????

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necessaryevil
2025-06-20 20:53:16 -

My town has interesting mix of west meets east - chinese / german food. After visiting and having a meal, I can tell you food is good but a hour later you do get hungry for power!

My town has interesting mix of west meets east - chinese / german food. After visiting and having a meal, I can tell you food is good but a hour later you do get hungry for power!

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necessaryevil
2025-06-20 16:23:36 -

Did anyone hear about the case of the Japanese Foot Fetishist cannibal? His favourite food was Shushi!

Did anyone hear about the case of the Japanese Foot Fetishist cannibal? His favourite food was Shushi!

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necessaryevil
2025-06-17 17:34:00 -

My child; one day came running into the Kitchen and asked me while I was cooking, 'Are onions the only food that makes you cry?' As she walked away I threw a coconut at her head and asked her 'Did that make you cry?'

My child; one day came running into the Kitchen and asked me while I was cooking, 'Are onions the only food that makes you cry?' As she walked away I threw a coconut at her head and asked her 'Did that make you cry?'

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Obsolescence
2025-06-06 23:50:10 -

Damn brain dead Trumpians! Racist homophobes bent on hellacious criminal human rights violations and such! -Devil's_Food circa 2020

Damn brain dead Trumpians! Racist homophobes bent on hellacious criminal human rights violations and such! -Devil's_Food circa 2020

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BrokenAngyl
2025-05-11 02:11:07 -

The house is clean,the roast is in the crockpot,the rest of the fun foods are ready and the cake is coming out of the freezer. Tomorrow is gonna be F-U-N!! <3

The house is clean,the roast is in the crockpot,the rest of the fun foods are ready and the cake is coming out of the freezer. Tomorrow is gonna be F-U-N!! <3

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Obsolescence
2025-04-21 15:31:10 -

Did a 5 minute stand up during open mic night at a local comedy club some years back. Not as easy as it looks. If you find yourself bombing, remember the Johnny Carson rule to get the crowd roaring again. A few good zingers about the McNugget or Judge Wapner should do the trick. If there's a bad joke about fast food or corny 80s icons, I haven't heard it yet!

Did a 5 minute stand up during open mic night at a local comedy club some years back. Not as easy as it looks. If you find yourself bombing, remember the Johnny Carson rule to get the crowd roaring again. A few good zingers about the McNugget or Judge Wapner should do the trick. If there's a bad joke about fast food or corny 80s icons, I haven't heard it yet!

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KattLyse
2025-04-14 12:52:01 -

FRozen Food Froozen Food äääe ääeäh äääääeh! IT RAW !! ! !!

FRozen Food Froozen Food äääe ääeäh äääääeh! IT RAW !! ! !!

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