Explosive diarrhea outbreak now ravaging the anuses of people in multiple states. Tainted produce at a Taco Bell may be ground zero. Stay tuned while there's still toilet paper left on the shelves!!!

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With all the celebrities and notable figures dying recently, I'm beginning to realize I'm not immortal. Damn good looking and better than most, but not going to live forever.

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