For one of my coworkers to not piss me off so many things have to happen. He has to barely talk to me, actually work, not act like a martyr, the stars have to perfectly align, god has to approve and the devil has to look away. It's that fucking ridiculous. Everyone hates this idiot. They need to fire him. He gets away with not working, joking about shooting the place up and sexually harassing coworkers. I actually wish he'd come in one day and sexually harass the store owners daughter so he'd finally get canned and I could tell the owner "it's about fucking time"