Maybe I'm sad or cynical today but just entertain my shitty brain if you're bored.



How can I, as a grown ass anger management needing recovering junkie mom, ever really know what the fvck Jesus would have actually done? He might have been perfect but if all men could walk on water the ocean would be crowded of men on the way to or from fucking a bitch that they didn't wanna pay flight fees to meet.



I mean I might cross the ocean for some dick but it better fucking tap dance right up to me in the airport when I get there or my ass is going home. Especially when I can go out to the local fuckin Walmart and buy a purple one that vibrates and doesn't piss me off for fun.



Just saying. What up Jesus? Help a b!tch out. Instructions, tutorials, a big flashing DO NOT FUCK UP YOUR LIFE THIS WAY would be nice today. Cause I'm tired.