106 likes, 2 comments - thedudehumorreport on February 1, 2026: "RECTANGLE PERP WALK: FBI Finally Nabs ‘Black Rectangle’ After It Appears 6 MILLION TIMES in Epstein Files — Internet Says “ABOUT TIME” The internet erupted after a viral image claimed the FBI has finally arrested the mysterious black rectangle that has appeared millions of times across documents tied to the Jeffrey Epstein files. In the rage-bait graphic now spreading across Facebook and X, two agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation are shown escorting a suspect in cuffs — except the suspect isn’t a person. It’s the infamous black redaction box critics say has “done more time on the page than most of the names ever will.” The caption claims the rectangle appeared over six million times, instantly igniting comment sections already furious over years of heavily redacted Epstein-related releases. Users mocked the image as “the most accountability we’ve seen yet,” while others joked the rectangle must have had “top-tier legal representation.” Memes exploded almost immediately. Some called it “the most protected individual in America.” Others joked the rectangle had “friends in high places” or would be “released without charges by Friday.” One viral comment summed up the mood: “At this point, the black box is the most documented character in the whole case.” Of course, the image is satire — but the outrage fueling it is very real. Critics argue that endless redactions have turned transparency into performance art, shielding powerful names while feeding public distrust. Supporters of the process insist redactions are legally required, but that explanation hasn’t slowed the backlash one bit. Whether you see it as dark humor or a brutal indictment of the system, the meme landed because it hit a nerve: people are tired of documents that promise answers and deliver blackout bars instead. The only thing anyone can agree on? If the rectangle ever talks, the internet might finally lose its mind. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY".