The Sandwich
Went into the Costco bathroom to wash my hands, when I looked down and saw this peeking from under a stall.
Obviously, Brian Omen's foot.
I asked in a sexy soft whisper:
"Is that you Brian?"
He quickly replied it was and I said I'd let them go cus OBVIOUSLY he was busy.
He replied he wasn't, he was just eating a sandwich.
"What kind?"-I asked with fear in my voice.
"Ham" He replied..."On...