Just where you'd find me if I escaped from capture.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/18/Isle-of-Man-Curraghs-Wildlife-Park-mongoose-found/1081750269611/

i wish the heat could hit me so i can get stroked

Anyone who follows me knows I'm a weebo, so noodles are my go too cheap, easy, and quick meal. Anyway I decided to try the founders method to prepare buldak noodles.

Which is:

1/2 tsp Mayo
3/4 tsp Sugar
170 g Canned Sweet Corn
40 g Cheese
Mix together and leave to side.

Cook and drain the noodles, add 2 tps, of water and add source to noodles and mix. Then place on plate, add chees/mayo topping and cook for 1 & 1/2 mins in microwave.

And I have never puked so much; the asians have interesting taste buds and like to ruin other cultures meals, now they ruin their own; I'm not playing this up for effect it combines the worse things possible.