That's fkn funny, but I'd actually love to drive that thing... But only if it's an option to put in a bigger rear window.

I can't stand how people who have never been in a 3some always think it's JUST about sex. If that's how you feel, you might as well say EVERY relationship is JUST about sex.

I'll never understand how people think adding people to a relationship is somehow LESS complicated.

Love me some hippies.

I'll take an unwashed stoner ready to put out over an uptight 'passenger princess' (aka gold-digger) who has no interest in you or a relationship every single time.

A part of every person's worth is their sexual history.

If you don't believe that, you're more than free to find someone with an STD next time you want to have sex.

That being said, in most cases being more experienced is a good thing.

I recently heard the average person only has about 5 sexual partners in their entire lives.

Unsurprisingly, I called Bullshit.
10 I could believe, but 5? Not a chance in frozen hell.

Maybe this is a controversial idea, but basically all heroes are woke.

Superman is definitely woke, because Clark Kent definitely gives money to charity and he lives in a free home.

Spider-man is woke because he is a man of science who works with the homeless while sometimes finding himself staying at said homeless shelter.

Ironman is woke because he fights terrorists.

The Hulk is woke because Bruce Banner is a man of science who actually cares about the damage he causes.

Thor & Aquaman are woke because they actually care about the people they are supposed to rule over.

The Winter Solider is woke because of his redemption arc coming away from the brainwashing and propaganda.

Even Homelander is technically woke with the way he generally (60/40) listens to his PR team when they tell him "be less of an ass".

Sounds to me like at least some parts of "wokeness" are 'heroic qualities'.