There was a guy at uni who claimed he let his turtle lick milk off his balls. I asked him why the fuck did you do that? He said because his cat was lactose intolerant.
There was a guy at uni who claimed he let his turtle lick milk off his balls. I asked him why the fuck did you do that? He said because his cat was lactose intolerant.
I want to buy a blue or black turtle neck. Random I know but I felt compelled to share that. Maybe I picture myself as a legit James bond villain so I feel I should wear one.
I want to buy a blue or black turtle neck. Random I know but I felt compelled to share that. Maybe I picture myself as a legit James bond villain so I feel I should wear one.
had a dream last night that i found a real talking turtle. and i could change color on it by tapping on its skin. i didnt find it weird at all, it made perfect sense apparently
had a dream last night that i found a real talking turtle. and i could change color on it by tapping on its skin. i didnt find it weird at all, it made perfect sense apparently