For the people under 30. My father is a Vietnam vet. When I was a child, he'd wake up screaming at night, drenched in a cold sweat and pale as a ghost. That is a prime example of PTSD. A store not having your favorite item in stock, your prized politician losing an election, or you can't find a parking spot downtown. Please spare me your anxiety and tears!

Thank God I'm old and my time here on this fucked up planet is on the downhill slope. I'm officially done with politics, religion, celebrities, and clown porn. The new generations have ruined it all!

I was talking to someone yesterday and no matter what I said they were pissed at how I said it lol. Now don't get it twisted I can be an @sshole but in that moment I was actually trying to be helpful and they took it as a personal attack. I am not gonna lie I was laughing. It was funny, I felt like I was talking to my friends six year old child stomping his feet. By the time I was done I simply left the conversation and a mutual friend of ours was all what the hell did you say to him? The truth. Whoops. I do not know why some people ask questions just to get pissed off when they get the answer. Dude. Take a breather...and maybe a Xanax lol.

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IR BACK; sorry it took so long I had to return to the UK for a funeral and my outbound got revoked; thank god for holding dual passports. Suck it UK!

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So, earlier in a group that's pretty much for shitposting I saw a black influencer wannabe post that he refuses to call white people "white people" anymore and will refer to as us as "snow roaches" from now on. He got a comment thread filled with "cool, we'll keep calling you (insert racial slur)." Before he got upset that the comments weren't going the way he wanted and whined to the admins about it, somebody called us "flour rangers" and I'm still snickering over that one, though I prefer "bleach demon" or "vanilla gorilla" . Or just call us colonizers...nizzas for short. Really though, you'd think folks would realize that words don't hold power over us, at least not the way they want, and nothing like the power a certain 6 letter word that starts with "N" and rhymes with "trigger" holds over them.

I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.

Scientists say a strong El Nino is coming. Look busy, and bring the ice cold cerveza! Things are about to heat up. https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/weather/super-el-nino-could-push-global-temperatures-to-unprecedented-highs-forecasters-say

Hi, my name is [Noodles123]. I keep posting stupid shit and no one responds. Being an antisemitic racist retard is difficult these days. I should've been a stripper but no one shoves tortillas up an old man's thong!