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  • I have just come out of a HR meeting I am now banned from calling breasts - floatation devices. So from now on and in accordance with HR I will now call breasts Air Bags instead!
    I have just come out of a HR meeting I am now banned from calling breasts - floatation devices. So from now on and in accordance with HR I will now call breasts Air Bags instead!
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  • sportsbitch I masturbate with extreme prejudice. #HitlersLeftTesticle
    [sportsbitch] I masturbate with extreme prejudice. #HitlersLeftTesticle
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  • Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Just pull down your pants, and slide on the ice!
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Just pull down your pants, and slide on the ice!
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  • I just caught a UFO on camera, now and then a bright light hangs in the sky. Its the brightest thing in the sky. Twice before when I have looked away or to get a camera and they just disappear. They don't wizz away, you just don't them leave. This time it has changed; I was able to look at it, look away and get a camera and take a picture and video When I went away to get my food out of the Air Frier it had gone.
    I just caught a UFO on camera, now and then a bright light hangs in the sky. Its the brightest thing in the sky. Twice before when I have looked away or to get a camera and they just disappear. They don't wizz away, you just don't them leave. This time it has changed; I was able to look at it, look away and get a camera and take a picture and video When I went away to get my food out of the Air Frier it had gone.
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  • OFCOM is now being sued by the another US company after threaning to arrest a US citizen, this case it was a tech CEO. White House is already taking notice and is pissed. UK thinks it can arrest American citizens on Brtish soil, when they haven't done anything wrong; good luck!
    OFCOM is now being sued by the another US company after threaning to arrest a US citizen, this case it was a tech CEO. White House is already taking notice and is pissed. UK thinks it can arrest American citizens on Brtish soil, when they haven't done anything wrong; good luck!
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  • Office politics make UK politics look tame! I got my score this week, 4.0 and upper mangerment disgreed with that. Claming my score was 3.0. I basically said okay then well find someone else whos a dual speaker then; translation isn't in my job role I did it as a favour for our overseas operations!
    Office politics make UK politics look tame! I got my score this week, 4.0 and upper mangerment disgreed with that. Claming my score was 3.0. I basically said okay then well find someone else whos a dual speaker then; translation isn't in my job role I did it as a favour for our overseas operations!
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  • I just noticed I haven't seen my Partner in 3 months, Last time I spoke to them; they left a note on my PS5 it said its not working. I tested it; my PS5 works fine. I hope they come back soon. I miss them.
    I just noticed I haven't seen my Partner in 3 months, Last time I spoke to them; they left a note on my PS5 it said its not working. I tested it; my PS5 works fine. I hope they come back soon. I miss them.
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  • How to Apply for a Bed
    To qualify as a bed recipient, you must be the legal guardian of the child or children ages 3-17 years old receiving the bed or a referral from a school, Social Service, family or other local agency.

    Selecting a Recipient




    Sleep in Heavenly Peace is always eager to help families in need whose kids have uncomfortable sleeping arrangements. Unfortunately, we can only help families who are close to our active chapters.

    Once we receive an application, our selection committee will review it. Selecting a recipient isn’t done on a first-come, first-served basis—we make our decisions based on which children need beds the most.

    We make and deliver twin size beds as supplies and donations allow. When we’re out of beds or bedding, we file unselected applications away until we can make more. Unfortunately, we can’t guarantee that every applicant will get a bed.

    Sleep in Heavenly Peace is always eager to help families in need, particularly ones whose kids have uncomfortable sleeping arrangements. Unfortunately, we can only help families who are close to our active chapters.

    Therefore, you must fit the following criteria to receive one of our beds:

    Location: You must live near one of our active chapters. To find your local chapter, view our locations here.
    Living Environment: You must have an accessible house or apartment with a room large enough to fit one of our beds.
    Contact: We must be able to contact you via phone, text or email.
    Necessary Documents: You’ll need to fill out our online SHP Application Form. If your application is accepted, you’ll need to sign an Indemnification Release Form prior to delivery.
    Ages: Kids need to be 3-17 years old.
    PLEASE NOTE THAT NOT ALL CHAPTERS ARE TAKING APPLICATIONS AT THE CURRENT TIME, BUT WILL BE IN THE FUTURE.

    You can check your zip code below, to see if a SHP chapter covers your area and if they’re taking applications:
    https://sleepinheavelypeace.jotform.com/241007557123953
    How to Apply for a Bed To qualify as a bed recipient, you must be the legal guardian of the child or children ages 3-17 years old receiving the bed or a referral from a school, Social Service, family or other local agency. Selecting a Recipient Sleep in Heavenly Peace is always eager to help families in need whose kids have uncomfortable sleeping arrangements. Unfortunately, we can only help families who are close to our active chapters. Once we receive an application, our selection committee will review it. Selecting a recipient isn’t done on a first-come, first-served basis—we make our decisions based on which children need beds the most. We make and deliver twin size beds as supplies and donations allow. When we’re out of beds or bedding, we file unselected applications away until we can make more. Unfortunately, we can’t guarantee that every applicant will get a bed. Sleep in Heavenly Peace is always eager to help families in need, particularly ones whose kids have uncomfortable sleeping arrangements. Unfortunately, we can only help families who are close to our active chapters. Therefore, you must fit the following criteria to receive one of our beds: Location: You must live near one of our active chapters. To find your local chapter, view our locations here. Living Environment: You must have an accessible house or apartment with a room large enough to fit one of our beds. Contact: We must be able to contact you via phone, text or email. Necessary Documents: You’ll need to fill out our online SHP Application Form. If your application is accepted, you’ll need to sign an Indemnification Release Form prior to delivery. Ages: Kids need to be 3-17 years old. PLEASE NOTE THAT NOT ALL CHAPTERS ARE TAKING APPLICATIONS AT THE CURRENT TIME, BUT WILL BE IN THE FUTURE. You can check your zip code below, to see if a SHP chapter covers your area and if they’re taking applications: https://sleepinheavelypeace.jotform.com/241007557123953
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  • Just watched the Bond films been awhile. You Only Live Twice has to be the best unintentional racist bond film I have ever seen. Would of been better if he grabbed his eyelids and ran around going I'm a Japanese if you please.
    Just watched the Bond films been awhile. You Only Live Twice has to be the best unintentional racist bond film I have ever seen. Would of been better if he grabbed his eyelids and ran around going I'm a Japanese if you please.
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  • Obsolescence The UK Home Office here; will you accept delivery of you're new model necessaryevil? Now none racist, and user friendly!
    [Obsolescence] The UK Home Office here; will you accept delivery of you're new model necessaryevil? Now none racist, and user friendly!
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