Guys I saw Donald Trump hanging out with Epstein in the year 2026 at a Kmart. They're best friends.

Two Jewish guys are walking.....
when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."

The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

You guys remember the early 90's? Sure you do, it was like 3 or 4 years ago. Amirite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI

Another rant incoming today...sorry guys....ill delete that later....
just now I was once again proven to have self centered friends... I was messaged by a friend how I was doing and I already suspected that she just asked to initiate conversation and wanted to either rant or get attention...when I started talking about my health issues and how annoyed I was by the system she just replied something generic like "yeah the health system sucks" an then proceeded to Change the topic and show me her new living room chairs...
Like wtf your friends health is just something to causally comment on just to proceed with something so trivial as new chairs?! Feels like my health was just placed in the same important level als new chairs. Thanks for worrying or providing mental support....like I did for her years when she was trapping herself in a toxic relationship.
Last time we met we also talked about how life was going for me for maybe 30 minutes and for 3h I had to listen to her new found lovers and adventures in that regard... sucks being a good listener because at some point that's all you become to your friends...the listener

If you guys are wondering about my Satan and Hell kick...it doesn't exist in Judaism. Satan means adversary, and there are many in our folklore. Christianity doesn't mention Hell much either. Most get the idea from Dante's Inferno, which is a 14th Century narrative poem. If anyone can find anything in the New Testament where Jesus condemns anyone to punishment by eternal fire, let me know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW8cKJRkAnE

You guys remember Nirvana? Cobain admitted the chord progression in Smells like Teen Spirit was inspired by a 70's song. I'll give you a hint...it wasn't Shake your Booty by KC and the Sunshine Band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QK8RxCAwo

One more from a time you guys will never be familiar with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8&list=RDa5s8dOBy5mI&index=26