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Obsolescence
2026-06-24 03:52:13 -

Before these shrooms kick in full force and I descend into lunacy with some mind-boggling introspective, I'd just like to say I never liked some of you. My time here is short and it's been a fun ride...except for this one person. Heyfreaks has run its course and we gave it the ol' college try, so give yourself a pat on the backside but alas, in a few weeks I'll be just a distant memory. Also BR1AN_OM3N, if you believe in the hereafter...hereafter buy yourself a more respectable wardrobe!

Before these shrooms kick in full force and I descend into lunacy with some mind-boggling introspective, I'd just like to say I never liked some of you. My time here is short and it's been a fun ride...except for this one person. Heyfreaks has run its course and we gave it the ol' college try, so give yourself a pat on the backside but alas, in a few weeks I'll be just a distant memory. Also [BR1AN_OM3N], if you believe in the hereafter...hereafter buy yourself a more respectable wardrobe!

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Chaotic.Pandemonium
2026-05-11 23:13:32 -

As the only active person on HeyFreaks, I demand all you peasants to pledge an oath of Loyalty, to your Tsarina/Queen, MEEE😺

As the only active person on HeyFreaks, I demand all you peasants to pledge an oath of Loyalty, to your Tsarina/Queen, MEEE😺

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MemeGnosis
2026-05-07 14:16:35 -

I'm starting to think about posting more here because it's the only social media site that hasn't banned me for offending someone. I swear, wherever you go online these days, either the AI algorithm gets you or someone falsely reports you. Unfortunately, heyfreaks doesn't have the userbase of something like tumblr.

I'm starting to think about posting more here because it's the only social media site that hasn't banned me for offending someone. I swear, wherever you go online these days, either the AI algorithm gets you or someone falsely reports you. Unfortunately, heyfreaks doesn't have the userbase of something like tumblr.

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MemeGnosis
2026-04-28 19:54:52 -

Pecs really sore right now. Heyfreaks is basically a gym blog now, so thought I should mention it. 🤪

Pecs really sore right now. Heyfreaks is basically a gym blog now, so thought I should mention it. 🤪

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Chaotic.Pandemonium
2026-03-07 00:41:05 -

Is the British Prime Minister's health failing?

Because if so, I would like to have the position of British Prime Minister, along with the Positions of Supreme Leader of Iran, Supreme Leader of HeyFreaks, Secretary of Homeland Security, Mount Everest Sherpa and Supreme Leader of the Netherrealm 🫠🌹

Is the British Prime Minister's health failing? Because if so, I would like to have the position of British Prime Minister, along with the Positions of Supreme Leader of Iran, Supreme Leader of HeyFreaks, Secretary of Homeland Security, Mount Everest Sherpa and Supreme Leader of the Netherrealm 🫠🌹

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Chaotic.Pandemonium
2026-03-05 20:41:07 -

Not only do I want the positions of Supreme Leader of Iran and HeyFreaks, but I would also like the position of Secretary of Homeland Security 🫠💕

Not only do I want the positions of Supreme Leader of Iran and HeyFreaks, but I would also like the position of Secretary of Homeland Security 🫠💕

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Chaotic.Pandemonium
2026-03-03 06:56:21 -

I would like to apply for the position of Iranian Supreme Leader🫠💕

Or at least, HeyFreaks Supreme Leader 🫠💕

I would like to apply for the position of Iranian Supreme Leader🫠💕 Or at least, HeyFreaks Supreme Leader 🫠💕

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vampboi
2026-02-21 11:47:02 -

@darkfreaks is my bf

@darkfreaks is my bf

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vampboi
2026-02-21 11:22:03 -

tf kinda name is heyfreaks anyway lmao

tf kinda name is heyfreaks anyway lmao

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Damien666
2025-12-26 21:45:11 -

Merry Christmas 🎄 freaks!

Merry Christmas 🎄 freaks!

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Pecs really sore right now. Heyfreaks is basically a gym blog now, so thought I should mention it. 🤪