Not a single legitimate record exists proving the Romans fed Christians to the lions. They dressed them up in bicycle shorts and ties and forced them to go door to door until someone speared them.

Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. -Jack Benny

See you! 💫✨Bike Curious Bicycle Costume Parade At XZanthia's Art Asylum (4116 8th Ave S.) 5pm on May 13, 2023, Second Saturday Free public event http://linktree.com/BikeCurious✨⭐❣️ RSVP: https://fb.me/e/3n5BGeqMa

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Bike Curious Costume Bike Parade St. Pete to Gulfport From 4116 8th Ave S. to 5350 31st Ave S. (3 miles) 12pm on February 11, 2023, Saturday please text 303-886-2637 to confirm Free public event 💜💜💜 https://fb.me/e/2ov5PEGXk http://linktree.com/BikeCurious ✨⭐❣️ #bikeride #bikelife #bike #biker #cycling #bikes #bikersofinstagram #r #motorcycle #bikers #bikeporn #bikelove #ride #mtb #cyclinglife #bikelovers #photography #ktm #nature #rider #v #kerala #bicycle #yamaha #motorbike #travel #instabike #instagood #instagram #love

Bike Curious Costume Bike Parade St. Pete to Gulfport From 4116 8th Ave S. to 5350 31st Ave S. (3 miles) 12pm on February 11, 2023, Saturday please text 303-886-2637 to confirm Free public event 💜💜💜 https://fb.me/e/2ov5PEGXk http://linktree.com/BikeCurious✨⭐❣️ #bikeride #bikelife #bike #biker #cycling #bikes #bikersofinstagram #r #motorcycle #bikers #bikeporn #bikelove #ride #mtb #cyclinglife #bikelovers #photography #ktm #nature #rider #v #kerala #bicycle #yamaha #motorbike #travel #instabike #instagood #instagram #love

Lady, I appreciate your honesty when you call yourself the town bicycle, but can you be classified as a biohazard? I think so.