A turkey with all the trimmings, but enough about <your political leanings of choice>let's celebrate life by consuming excess calories and enough alcohol to make WC Fields want to go on the wagon!

My friend asked me what's the difference between being an alcoholic and a drunk. I pull them aside and replied with, "You see them two cars parked there, an alcoholic would see 4 cars". My friend replied, "But there's only 1 car there!".

I was somewhere near an epiphany when the alcohol kicked in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPR_2xKHcA

When I leave work today, I'm heading to the nearest liquor store, walk up to the counter, and lecture the clerk on the evils of alcohol. That should make me feel smug and superior to that Hindi poison peddler!

im not a alcoholic im a tittyholic

Alcohol. The glue that holds my vital organs and sanity together!

INDIANA Starting: 1/1/2026 Restricts: Restricts purchase of soft drinks and candy. Additional Notes 📝 : Soft drinks defined as "non-alcoholic beverages that contain natural or artificial sweeteners. The term does not include beverages that contain milk or milk products, soy, rice, or similar milk substitutes, or are exclusively naturally sweetened using natural vegetable and/or fruit juice,” and "candy," defined as "a preparation of sugar, honey, or other natural or artificial sweeteners in combination with chocolate, fruits, nuts, or other ingredients or flavorings in the form of bars, drops, or pieces. The term does not include any preparation requiring refrigeration.”

Alcohol fueled mayhem in 3.2.1

Oh look at the time, its past midday; now I can hide my Alcoholism with some good old fashioned binge drinking at the Weekend! See you nerds and incels later. Before I leave; for some of you take this time to touch some grass or ass whichever you can get first! https://media.tenor.com/VSIAyafvj30AAAAC/anime-girl.gif

At a large medical center and so far, I haven't seen anyone being rushed in with missing fingers or limbs. But it's still early and the alcohol fueled explosive celebrations are just getting started.