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  • There was a comedian back in the day who had a bit about titty fucking a crocodile down in Florida. You can't do that. Not because it's morally offensive and illegal, but crocs are reptiles. They lack mammalian glands, hence the name mammals, and it is physically impossible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75r0nQu-hMs

    There was a comedian back in the day who had a bit about titty fucking a crocodile down in Florida. You can't do that. Not because it's morally offensive and illegal, but crocs are reptiles. They lack mammalian glands, hence the name mammals, and it is physically impossible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75r0nQu-hMs
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  • Trump is a 10/10 on the Idiot scale at the moment, He wants to get into a nuclear war over something Medvedev said, Medvedev isn't the president of Russia, Putin is, Everything Medvedev says should be considered the same as if a US comedian said it!
    Trump is a 10/10 on the Idiot scale at the moment, He wants to get into a nuclear war over something Medvedev said, Medvedev isn't the president of Russia, Putin is, Everything Medvedev says should be considered the same as if a US comedian said it!
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  • "I have no power. I'm a fucking comedian, and he's the most powerful leader in the world! I'm not the leader of anything, except maybe a contingent of centrist-minded people who think there's got to be a better way of running this country than hating each other every minute." -Bill Maher on his meeting with Donald Trump
    "I have no power. I'm a fucking comedian, and he's the most powerful leader in the world! I'm not the leader of anything, except maybe a contingent of centrist-minded people who think there's got to be a better way of running this country than hating each other every minute." -Bill Maher on his meeting with Donald Trump
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  • #boss #job #work #comedian
    #boss #job #work #comedian
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  • NEW: Jennifer Lopez, who was at the same party where her boyfriend Diddy is accused of r*ping a 13-year-old, nearly starts crying while talking about how offended she was by a joke from a comedian.
    NEW: Jennifer Lopez, who was at the same party where her boyfriend Diddy is accused of r*ping a 13-year-old, nearly starts crying while talking about how offended she was by a joke from a comedian.
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  • One of the best jokes ever was told by the joker played by phoenix. "When growing up everyone asked me what do you wanna be when you grow up...I said a professional comedian and they all laughed at me. Well here I am on a stage professionally as a comedian telling jokes and NO ONE is laughing now!"
    One of the best jokes ever was told by the joker played by phoenix. "When growing up everyone asked me what do you wanna be when you grow up...I said a professional comedian and they all laughed at me. Well here I am on a stage professionally as a comedian telling jokes and NO ONE is laughing now!"
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