Her: what are you staring at?
Me: you
Her: why?
Me: you're pretty
Her: what? Do you think I'm an object?
Me: probably
Her: how dare you?
Me: whoa, I didn't know objects could have feelings
Me: you
Her: why?
Me: you're pretty
Her: what? Do you think I'm an object?
Me: probably
Her: how dare you?
Me: whoa, I didn't know objects could have feelings
Her: what are you staring at?
Me: you
Her: why?
Me: you're pretty
Her: what? Do you think I'm an object?
Me: probably
Her: how dare you?
Me: whoa, I didn't know objects could have feelings