Stonefaced, locked in, masking productivity during the work day.

They think I'm doing more than my fair share, taking on extra responsibility, and going above and beyond (maybe I am, but I go above and beyond to try not to).

Little do they know, I'm lowballing mfs on FB Marketplace and Ebay during work hours (they know bc it's on my work compute, on their network, no VPN, not even incognito to hide Cache and Cookies - uncleared internet history, 10,000+ items).

I don't have recognition from my bosses (they pretend to love me), but damn it, I WILL feed my auction /bargain addiction during all hours of the day.

In other news I got this sick af pinky ring in the mail the other day.