So last night while washing dishes I saw my lil dog staring at something on the kitchen floor.
I glanced and it was this big ass scorpian coming all quick with it's stinger out at me!
I screamed in a high pitch, japanese school girl MANLY voice...Shut up! I said MANLY! >=(
NO! I didn't slightly pee on myself and have to shower afterwards in shame and silence!
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“ Having the No Kings event after Trump figures out Middle East peace is like holding a wedding after the couple broke off the engagement the night before!" 🤣
@greggutfeld
“ Having the No Kings event after Trump figures out Middle East peace is like holding a wedding after the couple broke off the engagement the night before!" 🤣
@greggutfeld