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    Now we just have to make sure the hippie 16th-century Fool-Jackass-Hulk doesn't accidentally invent a new branch of physics while trying to draw a dick on the sidewalk.
    creature that wont be contained looking for a suitable habitat Now we just have to make sure the hippie 16th-century Fool-Jackass-Hulk doesn't accidentally invent a new branch of physics while trying to draw a dick on the sidewalk.
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  • pardon for my language after the article link….
    https://floppingaces.net/most-wanted/democrats-lawfared-themselves-into-a-supreme-court-showdown-over-mail-ballots/


    Democrats just fucked themselves so hard into a Supreme Court showdown over mail ballots that it should be studied as a masterclass in suicidal stupidity.


    These absolute clowns couldn’t stop suing. Twenty-three blue-state assholes plus D.C. sprinted to that Obama-appointed hack Indira Talwani in Massachusetts and got Trump’s ballot-tracking order frozen.


    She actually wrote that the Constitution forbids the president from making mailed ballots trackable because ... get this ... it might “confuse” or “disenfranchise” the same people who already lose their own mail. The First Circuit rubber-stamped that garbage like the partisan bootlickers they are.


    But no, that wasn’t enough. The same fucking NGOs and blue attorneys then filed a second lawsuit in D.C. for extra insurance. That’s when the nuclear own-goal detonated. The D.C. court and the D.C. Circuit turned around and said the complete opposite: the challenge was premature, the rules weren’t final, and the real harm was to the administration. Instant circuit split. SCOTUS yanked the case and ordered briefs by Monday.


    While the entire media circus and the professional outrage machine stayed glued to the SAVE Act ... the high-drama, sixty-vote, birth-certificate circus that still can’t get past the Senate filibuster ... the real, durable, lower-friction win slipped right through the side door.


    Barcodes.
    Real-time tracking.


    Official Election Mail logos that work exactly like the Amazon package confirmation every American already uses without crying racism. Federal gating via citizenship lists. Chain-of-custody data that turns “mysteriously disappeared” red-county ballots into prosecutable evidence instead of shrugged-off “glitches.”


    No new voter burdens. No endless provisional-ballot sob stories for the networks. No 60-vote Senate math. Just existing postal authority turning the mailstream into an auditable checkpoint that sticks once it’s live.


    Progressives sued so fucking hard in two friendly courts that they accidentally delivered the higher-value fight straight to the only court that can end their shit. Ruthless. Self-inflicted. And the most delicious part is they still don’t even realize how badly they just bent themselves over.
    pardon for my language after the article link…. https://floppingaces.net/most-wanted/democrats-lawfared-themselves-into-a-supreme-court-showdown-over-mail-ballots/ Democrats just fucked themselves so hard into a Supreme Court showdown over mail ballots that it should be studied as a masterclass in suicidal stupidity. These absolute clowns couldn’t stop suing. Twenty-three blue-state assholes plus D.C. sprinted to that Obama-appointed hack Indira Talwani in Massachusetts and got Trump’s ballot-tracking order frozen. She actually wrote that the Constitution forbids the president from making mailed ballots trackable because ... get this ... it might “confuse” or “disenfranchise” the same people who already lose their own mail. The First Circuit rubber-stamped that garbage like the partisan bootlickers they are. But no, that wasn’t enough. The same fucking NGOs and blue attorneys then filed a second lawsuit in D.C. for extra insurance. That’s when the nuclear own-goal detonated. The D.C. court and the D.C. Circuit turned around and said the complete opposite: the challenge was premature, the rules weren’t final, and the real harm was to the administration. Instant circuit split. SCOTUS yanked the case and ordered briefs by Monday. While the entire media circus and the professional outrage machine stayed glued to the SAVE Act ... the high-drama, sixty-vote, birth-certificate circus that still can’t get past the Senate filibuster ... the real, durable, lower-friction win slipped right through the side door. Barcodes. Real-time tracking. Official Election Mail logos that work exactly like the Amazon package confirmation every American already uses without crying racism. Federal gating via citizenship lists. Chain-of-custody data that turns “mysteriously disappeared” red-county ballots into prosecutable evidence instead of shrugged-off “glitches.” No new voter burdens. No endless provisional-ballot sob stories for the networks. No 60-vote Senate math. Just existing postal authority turning the mailstream into an auditable checkpoint that sticks once it’s live. Progressives sued so fucking hard in two friendly courts that they accidentally delivered the higher-value fight straight to the only court that can end their shit. Ruthless. Self-inflicted. And the most delicious part is they still don’t even realize how badly they just bent themselves over.
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  • show me 1 other person
    whocan
    accidentallydo
    an
    insurrection
    AsGood
    AsICan
    show me 1 other person whocan accidentallydo an insurrection AsGood AsICan
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  • So if you masturbate before getting a shower and go to clesn your butthole when you're in there and accidentally get semen in your butt does that make you gay? Asking for a friend.
    So if you masturbate before getting a shower and go to clesn your butthole when you're in there and accidentally get semen in your butt does that make you gay? Asking for a friend.
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  • Pro tips. Unwanted fruit cakes can be used as doorstops and eggnog can be administered to induce vomiting in the event of an accidental poisoning.
    Pro tips. Unwanted fruit cakes can be used as doorstops and eggnog can be administered to induce vomiting in the event of an accidental poisoning.
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  • I wonder if this guy has ever had his cholesterol checked. I can't even stomach 1 freakin' hot dog, even if it's Hebrew National 100% kosher beef. Which, incidentally, was my nickname at uni.

    https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2025/07/04/NY-Chestnut-Sudo-win-Nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/8061751645494/
    I wonder if this guy has ever had his cholesterol checked. I can't even stomach 1 freakin' hot dog, even if it's Hebrew National 100% kosher beef. Which, incidentally, was my nickname at uni. https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2025/07/04/NY-Chestnut-Sudo-win-Nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/8061751645494/
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    Joey Chestnut reigns again with 17th Nathan's hot dog-eating title - UPI.com
    Joey Chestnut is back as the top dog in Nathan's annual event at Coney Island in New York, consuming 70.5 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes Friday.
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  • Took a couple hours off work so I can at least have like 18 hours of weekend instead of 12 :')

    Kinda trying to relax and distract my currently really pessimistic head by tinkering a bit on some cosplays of mine.
    However I'm kinda too stupid with my brush as I'm sure half the paint ends up on my body when I look at my arms atm.

    If I keep this up, I'm going to accidentally cosplay that horrific purple mascot from MC-D :D
    Took a couple hours off work so I can at least have like 18 hours of weekend instead of 12 :') Kinda trying to relax and distract my currently really pessimistic head by tinkering a bit on some cosplays of mine. However I'm kinda too stupid with my brush as I'm sure half the paint ends up on my body when I look at my arms atm. If I keep this up, I'm going to accidentally cosplay that horrific purple mascot from MC-D :D
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  • Yaaayy! I'm pretty again when I smile lika a lunatic😁
    I found a dentist who was willing to fix me tooth without appointment and he was quite skillful too! Reconstructed my tooth permanently so don't need to get a dental crown!!! Think I found my new go to dentist in town!
    I know I was probably very dramatic about the whole thing....I just struggle a lot with body dismorphia and my teeth are something about me that I actually find OK, if not even pretty. So having a very visible tooth broken apart (again!) made me feel really ashamed to talk without covering my face. Also it gives a terrible lisp and I was bullied for having a slight lisp as a kid so this was anoter hit on the insecurity bingo card for me...
    I'm just very particular about my teeth ok?
    After all I'm short I need them to bite y'alls ankles when you piss me off :D:D:D
    Yaaayy! I'm pretty again when I smile lika a lunatic😁 I found a dentist who was willing to fix me tooth without appointment and he was quite skillful too! Reconstructed my tooth permanently so don't need to get a dental crown!!! Think I found my new go to dentist in town! I know I was probably very dramatic about the whole thing....I just struggle a lot with body dismorphia and my teeth are something about me that I actually find OK, if not even pretty. So having a very visible tooth broken apart (again!) made me feel really ashamed to talk without covering my face. Also it gives a terrible lisp and I was bullied for having a slight lisp as a kid so this was anoter hit on the insecurity bingo card for me... I'm just very particular about my teeth ok? After all I'm short I need them to bite y'alls ankles when you piss me off :D:D:D
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  • I could cry!! Life really knows how to piss on me and not even sell it to me as rain...
    I just broke a front tooth (again) and the broken piece got lost this time... let's hope I find a dentist tomorrow who can fix it for the holidays until I can get a dental crown...
    I just wanted a week of peace before the holidays and this is the second shit that happened to me within the first two days of my vacation...😭😭
    I could cry!! Life really knows how to piss on me and not even sell it to me as rain... I just broke a front tooth (again) and the broken piece got lost this time... let's hope I find a dentist tomorrow who can fix it for the holidays until I can get a dental crown... I just wanted a week of peace before the holidays and this is the second shit that happened to me within the first two days of my vacation...😭😭
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  • I want to die
    I want to die, silently
    The other day I accidentally hurt my arm
    And before I knew it
    My whole arm was scarred

    I can't see it because I close my eyes tightly
    So that I don't notice
    Even when it's morning
    I close them tight so that I don't notice

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSzrKlF9ohs
    I want to die I want to die, silently The other day I accidentally hurt my arm And before I knew it My whole arm was scarred I can't see it because I close my eyes tightly So that I don't notice Even when it's morning I close them tight so that I don't notice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSzrKlF9ohs
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