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Noodles Mexican Prepping 101

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Beans?  Rice? Tortillas?

No.

I tend to prep and hoard till I need it...I'm that guy who goes to store and gets a little more than he needs every time...Just in case.

Sooooooo I said to myself "Noodles, having so much free time will lead to being in the cantinas and getting into shenanigans, why not just pop a gummy, drink a few beers and cook at night, listen to some music rather than get bored and go out 4-5 times a week?"

So being gummies are legal in Mexico, I called my guy and made a bigger purchase than usual. 

Figured to stock up.

I now have a feeeeeeeeeeeeew bags of rather strong gummies, for 12% of what it would have cost in the US...Connection was so happy for the purchase that he threw in two bags for free.

2 gummy bags = 1000 mgs of THC

It's fucking surreal.

I can see how people can get in sooooooooo much trouble, everything is too cheap and accessible.

Women, liquor, food and even all types of good and bad drugs.

I have to watch out...Last thing you know know I'm in the jungle in a loincloth, drinking tequila and doing lines of real cocaine off 3 hooker's asses. 

That's what makes it scary...At the rate at which you can wreck yourself if you decide to go crazy.

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